“I perform magic for my dog and he stands in shock. Every time I do a trick he can’t figure it out he’s in awe!”
“Today feels like Christmas and yesterday felt like forever.”
He’s new, I’m second new.
“Can I rent junior counselors to hang out with?”
“One time I went unconscious on a roller coaster because I held my bathroom too long.”
My chip is kinda toothed.
Do not pass gas, do not collect two hundred dollars.
Camper : What smells bad?
Counselor : Maybe it’s the V8.
Camper : No V8 is just orange juice and chicken.
Camper 1 : One reason Elvis died was because he didn’t exercise.
Camper 2 : You would think that he got good exercise with that hip thing he did.